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When Satire and Serious becomes indistinguishable

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Did you learn about lesbianism via porn? I’m betting you did!

 

The new breed of sjw, entitled “lesbian” dude with a persecution complex looking for ways to feel taken advantage of and picked on. Now it’s lesbians who rather have sex with plastic than his laydee wang!!! BIGOTS! NOT FAIR! APPROPRIATION!!!!!

 

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Pussies aren’t made, they’re born.

 

I just sat there with a blank expression for a while after reading those tweets. Then I thought of this song. Definitely going into my Peak Trans Playlist.

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Here’s a dose of reality for ya…

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Homophobic Cotten Celining Propaganda

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 Ew, god the happy trail.

EW, EWWW WTF, Why is the F2T wearing a glove and looks like Wolverine? More Trans fantasy art. Remember the picture of Jane Doe…

Portrait of "Jane Doe" created by gender activists

100% Guaranteed not to look like this.

SO…Top five reasons to fuck a woman (er) “trans man”

1. Trans guys are HOT!!

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Handsome

2. Their plastic dicks never go soft!!  Dudes always use this line of logic on lesbians (cause lesbian sex has to have penetration or else why bother right! ugh) Now the tables have turned! Dudes, don’t you want this? It’s just like a real cock right? Don’t say no or else you’re a trans phobic bigot piece of shit.

Trans Penis

100% legit penis. If you say it’s not then you’re a transphobic shitlord.

3. Three HOLES are better than two…

Yep, a vagina is just a hole. JUST ANOTHER HOLE GUYS. Nothing more than a HOLE.

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TOTES TRANSPHOBIC

4. Small hands make for small fists…

This is too big

This is too big

Why would you need a fist when you could buy any sort of plastic cock you want?

5. Curiosity Killed the Cat, Satisfaction Brought it Back.

28663707What the fuck? How many brain storming meetings did it take to come up with that one? Alternative would be, TRANS MEN MAKE U CUM GOOD.

SO, Gay dudes, you convinced yet? It’s just another hole you transphobic piece of shit!

Also, the Asian Pacific Islander Wellness Center had a hand in making this homophobic propaganda.  They got priorities!

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A True LGBT Positive Role Model

What more is there to say about Sarah Brown? I’ll just let him speak for himself…

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Who better to be a positive role model than an openly misogynistic, lesbian appropriating male who spews out violent rhetoric, telling women to suck his nuts. But this isn’t misogyny right? This isn’t deep–seated hatred of women cause he says he’s one. And you know just saying you’re a woman magically makes it so! Actually he is the perfect role model for male entitlement and privilege. Just look at him pretend to be a victim while attacking women who stood up to his vile misogyny. He keeps pretending that everyone should just forget what he wrote 5 years ago because “it’s the past.” Well why doesn’t he forget what Julie Bindel wrote 5 years ago? That’s in the past too right? Why are trans activists hounding women who have performed at Mich Fest in the past and demanding them to apologize for it? Why are feminists, like Gloria Steinem, being forced to apologize for shit they’ve said in the past? (and I’m talking about shit they’ve said in the 70’s) There is no statue of limitations when it comes to women and apologies. Women will always be demanded and expected to apologize for every infraction or misdeed, not matter how long the event occurred.  Trans activists, such as Brown, excuse themselves  from their vile misogyny by blaming others pretending that the passage of time is so great that  their misogyny doesn’t matter anymore or that they are the true victim of some perceived slight, there for justified in their actions.

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That’s the most honest thing he’s ever wrote. Yes, it is privilege.  It’s his white male privilege that allowed him to think writing this was acceptable.

Now, there is a point to all of this, and that’s that there is no word in the English language, that I am aware of, for the smegma-like mixture of dead skin cells, gynaecological lube, stale urine (gives it its distinctive smell) and sweat that is sometimes present as a white residue on the end of a dilation stent when a post-operative trans woman withdraws the stent after dilating her neovagina.

I propose rectifying this linguistic oversight. I propose naming this mixture, “bindel”.

It’s his continued privilege and entitlement to excuse himself by saying ” That was 5 or  5.5 or 6, years ago!” Notice he never actually apologizes, even though he demands constant apologies from everyone else. It’s privilege that allows him to continue to harass Bindel after all this time, but still play the victim. On his livejournal alone ( which he still updates with his new blogs) she has been referenced nearly 300 times.

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It’s privilege that allows him to tweet at women (many of whom are real lesbians and/or victims of sexual abuse)  to “suck his balls” and that they are “cock obsessed” because they know that a penis is male and it can harm and impregnate them against their will.  It’s privilege that he has never grown up with the constant fear of rape. It’s privilege that he openly mocks our fear of being raped by men. It’s privilege that he’s appropriated the term lesbian. It’s privilege that he’s allowed to refer to a surgically created hole as a “vagina.” It’s privilege that he can be openly hostile to women and still be a politician. It’s privilege that no one will call this out for fear of being called a “transphobe”, “transmisoginistic” or “cis sexist.”  All of this is real, palpable privilege that these men have over the so called “privileged cis woman.” It’s privilege that allows him to turn any critique of his behavior and turn it into ” they just want to fuck me.” It’s also privielge that will allow him to scoff at this and cry victimhood or gas-lighting or some such bullshit. Oh Sarah Brown…you may have had your dick removed, but you’re still one at heart.

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